How can I repay you?

Kung Fu Panda (2008) – Awesomeness and Attractiveness

Kung Fu Panda (2008) – Awesomeness and Attractiveness

Legend tells of a legendary warrior… whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.

– I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!

The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.
Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.

Enough talk. Let’s fight!
Shashabooey!

He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

– My eyes!
– He’s too awesome!

– And attractive.
– How can we repay you?

There is no charge for awesomeness…
Or attractiveness.
Kablooey!

It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity! Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master.

– We should hang out.

– Agreed.

But hanging out would have to wait because when you’re facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain, there’s only one thing that matters and that’s…

Po! Get up!

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